Easter

Jesus died for our sins so we get a four day weekend and a bunch of chocolate and sugar. Seems logical to me. Only problem is the banks are closed on Friday and Monday. These are the ideal days for financial planning in my opinion. The best way to start the week is to go to the bank and lay down some solid ground work to ensure your money doesn't get pissed away on waffles and flapjacks. Easter screws this up. Little known fact: the recession started on Easter of last year. Nice job Jesus, way to ruin the world. Dick.

update

Haven't updated the blog lately because I'm too lazy to write anything of value. Today is no exception. The End.

Kenny Rogers: MadTV's only good character

For years MadTV has been poisoning our souls with udder shit they pass off as comedy. The only shining light in the years of feces (aside from the line "Now with 60% anal leakage) is Will Sasso's Kenny Rogers character. Kenny Rogers' Jackass parts 1 and 2 make life worth living. It inspires us all with the classic psalm "I was raised on the dairy bitch!" Other than the Jackass sketch other noteable Kenny Rogers sketches are Fear Factor and the boner inducing punk'd. I recommend watching them on the intertubes, but be sure to avoid everything else by MadTV as it is awful and will probably give you yes-Hodgkins Lymphoma.

Meals for Morons: Snack Time

Snack time assholes. Chex-Mix

Ingredients:
Chex-Mix

Open the bag and eat that shit. If you can't figure that out I'd tell you to kill yourself but you'd probably just fuck it up. Wait for me where you are and I'll come murder you. The End.