Fight Communism by celebrating Pi Day

Tomorrow people across North America will unite in celebration of the greatest math related holiday(next to Arbor day of course). March 14th, or 3/14, is a day when lovers of math, and freedom, come together to eat novelty pies and share there love of expressing the ratio of any circle's circumference to it's diameter with a symbol. If you attend a Pi Day celebration it is polite to bring something similar to the pictures below:

Although Pi Day is a cause for celebration we must also be aware that some people disagree with our celebration. These pinko-commie bastards hail from Europe, the birth of all things pretentious and evil, and do not believe in Pi Day, but rather Pi Approximation Day. They choose to recognize July 22nd, 22/7, because pi is roughly equal to 22/7. This is a load of bullshit propoganda and must not be tolerated. Richard Milhous Nixon would not have put up with this crap and neither should be. We must unite in our celebration of 3/14 as the one true Pi day and show the foul communist hordes their "Pi Approximation Day" has no part in the world of tomorrow. So tomorrow while before you enjoy your novelty pies make sure to spread the word about the true Pi day. God Speed.

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