Meals for Morons: Breakfast

Welcome to part 1 of a 4 part series on preparing meals even if you're a lazy, unskilled sack of crap. Today we feature the most important meal of the day: Breakfast. A good breakfast prepares you for your day by supplying mega-nutrients and vitaminos for your most important organ, the spleen. Without a properly functioning spleen you may suffer bouts of sever plug dustery, a serious medical condition. Too prevent this from happening to you I recommend starting everyday off with the typical breakfast for bankers and investment specialists everywhere: Cereal, demonstrating in this poorly created picture.



The key ingredients in this recipe are cereal, milk, a bowl and a spoon. You start with the empty bowl and then select a cereal to pour into the bowl. Popular selections include Rice Krispies, Honey Nut Cheerios, Special K, and things of the sort. The next step is to pour some milk over the cereal until the bowl is almost full. Finally insert the spoon into the mixture and you are ready to eat. Optional extra steps include adding chopped up bananas or blueberries or possibly even strawberries into the cereal. This can add a nice extra flavor to the mix and if there is on thing bankers love its extra flavor. Join us next week for part 2 of the series: Lunch.